TAG! You're it!

Darn! Got tagged by teddy bear. Well, this is my very first time being tagged. But who cares, just follow the flow I shall.

The Rules
Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to pick six people to be tagged and list their names.

6 Weird Facts:

• I can be very innocent. But once "it" starts, I can turn into a Hornian.
  

Hornian - Horny Monster

• I believe in the existence of Goddess of Chemistry with Her blessings of Chemistry Knowledge.

The Goddess of Chemistry

• I don't really watch porn because I somehow feel that they're rather stark and boring. C'mon la, it's like watching a Chef cooking infront of the TV. " You can only see, but not tasting it.

• I like soft toys. By this quote, it doesn't mean that I want to own one but to feel its soft texture. Firm and soft. =)

• I think that gays can be sexy and hot. This goes the same for lesbians. Therefore, I'm somehow or rather a tri-sexual.

These girls are hot!

They Sizzle My Life

• Not being racist, but I hate listening to R&Bs and Hip-Hop Musics except those from Eminem.

"Tak Nak"

6 Weird Habits:

• As usual, I like to bite my finger nails when I'm brainstorming Maths questions, Physics questions, etc etc....

• I like to bite the strings of my guitar whenever I've got the hype during the solo part.

F.Y.I That wasn't me.

• I like to share horny thoughts of mine with my friends. Soon, all of them think that I'm crazy.

• I'm afraid of the dark. I had to switch on the light just to get to the kitchen for a drink.

• I like to burp so visceral that my friends think that I made it out intentionally. But the fact, I didn't do it on purpose.

• I like to drive my car, although it's currently in the workshop for beautification, but I've got no idea where to go. So I might just drive around the area for a few times.

6 Weird Things:

• I like to play Flight Simulator 2004 and I think its the best game compared to Need For Speed 2.

Now Everyone Can Fly

• I like to just leave my com on the whole day until my friends thought that I'm always online 24/7.

• I like airplanes. Not imaginary ones which guys always wank on. A real one! I think that they're the most graceful inventions of mankind.

Ain't She Graceful?

• I enjoy going to the airport. No, not for duty free shopping, just to see airplanes.
  

Tower, we are clear to take-off.

• I like to look around when I'm driving the car. My friends think that I'm looking for some hot steamy action. The fact, I'm trying to find an opening to overtake the car in front of me.

• I cannot stay up late. After 12 a.m., all I need is a bed.

6 Weird People I Tag:

1. Drummer Boy - Yobi
2. Skinny Boy - Ziyan
3. Miss who thinks that I'm stalking her - Quin
4. Miss self-proclaimed cutie - Charmaine *But she is. =)*
5. The Mike Tyson of my class - Tysern
6. Miss Chocoholic - Rosanne

Man... It's just so hard to think of the weird things I have.

Bangkok - City of Exotic Wonders

Yes! I can't wait for my trip to Bangkok this Friday, 23rd June 2006.



600+ Nautical Miles...

RED sizzling HOT spicy CHILI sneezing PEPPERS

Stadium Arcadium ROCKS!













This time, they made it funkier.

Funny day...

*Well, this post was meant to be yesterday's post. But, I was too busy with cranking up my brain juices to think of a birthday surprise for my friend.*

Yesterday I had Maths followed by 3 periods of Physics. Mr. JP got lost in History I guess, he hasn't show up for the past 2 days. Hence, 3 periods of Physics - which is freaking 120 mins of free time! Luckily I didn't bring The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown to read. Why? Cuz our maths teacher went into frenzy and start "bombarding" tons on questions for us to do. *Those questions are meant for the next 2 weeks, so it wasn't that bad after all.* I like maths, I love maths, I fcuk maths! *jk =)*

I was in joy before recess! I've finished Ex. 1.3. But, I've still got another 28 questions from the Revision Exercise.

Recess is heaven to me where I can ease that hungry appetite of mine. *Roar!*

Chemistry was after recess! *joys* I love chemistry! Seriously I do. I somehow feel that I'm intergrated with chemistry when I was in Form 5. Absurdly, I can still remember that I used to have chanting session with my friend, ziyan before every chemistry papers even in SPM. And the both of us scored fantabulously!

Back to the topic, so Mr. Thana gave us some chemistry questions to do. To be frank, I left the whole paper blank except for the fill in the blanks. Why? Because I freaking don't know how to answer.

For e.g.:

Q: Define nucleon number.

A: The sum of protons plus neutrons. (WRONG!)

Teacher's answer : The sum of the number of protons and neutrons in an atom.

=.=' *KNNCCB*

By the way, a mass spectrometer does look like a phallus - without erection. =)


Then came to calculations. I love equations! They rock! The best thing in solving an equation is to solve the equation correctly? Punched a few numbers and symbols in the calculator and poof! The answer came out.

The funny part, when Mr. Thana was asking for answers, Tham (My class monitor) would go :" Patrick says ........ ". This goes on throughout the whole chemistry lesson. I was like..... wordless..... But it was fun yesterday.

Oh ya, in the fill in the blanks section, Tham mischievoulsy put some silly answer. This is how it goes:

Q: A stream of fast flowing ______ is then released to collide with the substance.

A: A stream of fast flowing electrons is then released to collide with the substance.

But, he told me:"A stream of fast flowing sperms is then released to collide with the substance."

Such wonderful classmate I have. *We are the same kind, winks* I can't wait to meet the rest!

Next week's mission, try to socialise with my classmates.

A change.....

I have just realised something bizzare. One of my ex-school's (Taman SEA) teacher, Pn Hanim has been reading my blog. *OMG*

Well, today's topic isn't about a teacher reading my blog. Guess what, I am officially a Samad-ian on the 13th June 2006. Finally set foot into that school compound. Despite the car accident I had last Friday, despite awaking 30 minutes earlier than the norm, despite reaching home 30 minutes later, I am happy to be a Samad-ian.

Form 6 to me, is a new start.



















Who wants some coffee perhaps?

Everything will start from square one. Whatever we learnt for the past 2 years will be repeated literally, just that it will be more profound this time. Besides that, all that we have learnt in the past 2 years has to be translated into English. *Wonderful =)*

In form 6, we have a tight schedule, everyday is very important to us. I can't afford to miss a single day. The teachers might just speed off into another chapter in one period?



















Every lesson is going to be like a speeding bullet.



















Well, I guess I have to bear this tormenting one and a half years. With hard work, comes good results. Therefore, we have to at times obey simple instruction, which is - to excel, one must study real hard. Simple as that:



















Simple as that!

STPM is like the niagara falls - grand. Ever tried scaling up the grand niagara falls? It's hard!



















Maybe this one is tough, let's try an easier water fall.



















STPM is like the rocky roads - a hell of a bumby ride.
































Full of obstacles.

When we fall, we have to try our very best to stand up and climb even higher.



















Afraid of heights?

Our target, to the highest elevation one could ever go!
































Overall, S.M.K Sultan Abdul Samad is vast. Many blocks, many stairs, just like a maze. I think I can get familiar with the area soon. Teachers are not bad as well. They'll try their best to make that certain topic interesting.

My physics teacher is Mr. JP. *Sounds like Mr. JP Roger in our Form 2 Sejarah isn't it?* He can prevent us from falling asleep during his class by telling jokes or even play around with the students. Trust me, physics could never be so interesting! *Besides tuition from Pek Har.*

Next, MUET (Malaysian University English Test) is instructed by Pn. Goh. She is very strict in terms of passing up of homework. We have to pass up our work On-Time. The fun part was, during my first lesson, we had an on-the-spot spelling test. I scored 14/20.*Not to say very good* Well, we have to do corrections of 10 times for every word we got wrong. In addition, we have to choose 5 words and form sentences.

Why don't you try this test yourself? Take a piece of paper and a pen, press the play button and begin the test.




The answers:
Necessary, necessity,accommodate, conspicuous, collaborate, athletic.

So, how well did you score? Do let me know.

Form 6 is my new start, just like the Cherry Blossom blossoms during spring.
































And my aim is to excel in my STPM - Straight up to the skies!
































I will not be afraid of falling!



















I can do it!

Besides, there'll be rainbows when it's over.



















BE POSITIVE. THINK POSITIVE. AND LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.

Gang Bang...

Don't get my meaning wrong. The gang bang over here is not about "group sex" after some drunk ass party. Maybe the word "group" is considered, but definitely not "sex" . What I'm trying to say is that, I actually had a car accident today around 12.15 pm. I was on my way to S.M.K Sultan Abdul Samad from my house to transfer school. Guess HE has sent me a warning. "Thou shall think twice in transferring school", HE said.

Well, I was using the LDP to get me from point A to point B. Sitting next to me was Justin. So I was following a green Proton Saga.




















X indicates my car.

Then later on, he slowed down, I followed as well. A black car was keeping a very short distance between mine and his if not mistaken.




















"A sign" - Sandwich session is going to begin soon.

Suddenly, I saw the break lights was getting brighter - a sign of emergncy breaking. Without any delay, I stomped my brake as hard as possible. Phew... managed to break in time and avoid the impact. But.... *phang* the black car "banged" my car's beautiful arse and the impact forced my car to bang the front car. So, basically, I was "sandwiched" in the middle.




















Wala.. the prediction was right. My front bumper as well as the "arse" were severely damaged. Guess gang bang wasn't fun at all. Or maybe being the middle guy in a gang bang session isn't fun at all. My car's facial expression changed dramatically - from happy to sort of like sad due to being "sodomised" at high speed. Now, it has to move "kangkang-ly".

I have lodged a police report. Hopefully the insurance company can cover the damages. Or perhaps, maybe a new car? *praying*





















Ouchies....that hurts!




















I can see lots of figures *$$$$$* gonna be involved to "plastic surgery" this car.




















Poor "arse". *De-formed*
































From that expression, my car isn't too happy yet sad. *He's crying*

*P/s: Justin, thank you for accompany me to everywhere just now. Really appreciate it.

Almost forget, I was listening to Yngwie Malmsteen's "Apreggios From Hell". *I can sense the scari-ness* By the way, this is how you should pronounce his name - Ying Wei Mom Steam. =)

Officially 18 by now...

Last Sunday, 4th June was my 18th birthday. If 16 is sweet sixteen, what about 18? Hardcore? *LoL! Let's not get into that.* Well, my internet gone haywire for the past weekends. *Actually it got suspended.* Life without broadband is like without any communication with the world. I rely a lot on MSN Messenger to transmit my messages to my friends. Without it, it's like without a mobile phone. And that sucks!

Had a great feast during my "birthday season". Went for some authentic German restaurant on Saturday night to ease the appetite of mine. I reckon the restaurant is truly authentically renovated.































House Frankfurt Restaurant




















The Interior
































Germans do like their favourite delicacies.



















The Bar.

Besides being famed of Aldolf Hitler and F1 racer, the "shoe maker", Germany is also famous for it's beer. Soothing German beer...ahhh....
































Well balanced of malt and alcohol.

For a good start, salad is the best solution.

*Health-o- meter is proportional to the total consumption of vegetables. =) *



















The Salad

Another hand, Germans do like pork like Australians favor beef. For me, I'm in between of beef and pork. =)



















Smoked pork.

I have no idea why smoked food are so delicious. But my smoked lungs ain't delicious at all I can say. *Btw, I don't smoke yet it has been polluted by 2nd hand smoke*



















* Don't cha wish your penis is long as that? * Jk. =)

Curry sausages tastes as good. For the next entree, I would prefer the sauce rather than the grilled pork nor the potatoes.



















Secret towards it = adding wine into the sauce mixture.

The ambience was too great for a nice fancy dinner. Don't you think so?



*Quote to myself: Never edit photos in photobucket!*

Kudos to House Frankfurt Restaurant!



















*Cheers!*

After a wonderful dinner, should we just end it there? Well, I nearly got the chance of entering Lunar Bar in KL but my mom refused to go due to extreme overcharge of the cover charge. C'mon RM50 for a House Pouring Drink + Entrace. Four of us which will be RM200. With Rm200, I can approximately get myself 2 bottles of Vodkas and make 40 "My Own House Pouring" drinks.

Therefore, we went home right after dinner. I shall fast forward to minutes before midnight. Out of boredom without the internet, I went on with my life practicing a great song, Technical Difficulties by Paul Gilbert. Just as I'm shredding nicely, my friend, Ziyan called me :" Hey Patrick, please come out from your house now" . I was like what on earth is he doing. So I reached for the gates. Then the bunch of friends gave me a surprise that I would never forget in my entire life.

*P/s: It was planned by Agnes. =) Thank you! *Huggez*

I really truly sincerely like the surprise! Thank you guys so much for. Yup , I kissed everyone on the cheek except for Peng Gee. Sorry Agnes. =)

Oh ya, not to forget, I like the cake, it was soooo..... delicious *drooling*.

Next day, went to Westin, KL for Dim Sum Buffet.



















Restaurant name = EEST

Good environment comes with a good price. Totally agreed with that as the price is RM 48++ per Pax. Luckily it was on a promotion.



















Tea drinking ceremony.

Food wasn't too bad. But sadly, no pork was served. Aww man! *Dim Sum should be made from Pork, not chicken nor fish.*



















Forgotten what dish is this.



Me and my 3rd sis.

Customary, every birthday should come with a birthday cake, mine wasn't out of the norm.



















Blueberry Cheesecake from Secret Recipe.

So happened that my mom's birthday fall in my "birthday season", therefore, the cake was splitted into two. Half for my mom while the other half is mine. =)

Not to forget the wish of the year, my 18th birthday...