Funny day...
*Well, this post was meant to be yesterday's post. But, I was too busy with cranking up my brain juices to think of a birthday surprise for my friend.*
Yesterday I had Maths followed by 3 periods of Physics. Mr. JP got lost in History I guess, he hasn't show up for the past 2 days. Hence, 3 periods of Physics - which is freaking 120 mins of free time! Luckily I didn't bring The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown to read. Why? Cuz our maths teacher went into frenzy and start "bombarding" tons on questions for us to do. *Those questions are meant for the next 2 weeks, so it wasn't that bad after all.* I like maths, I love maths, I fcuk maths! *jk =)*
I was in joy before recess! I've finished Ex. 1.3. But, I've still got another 28 questions from the Revision Exercise.
Recess is heaven to me where I can ease that hungry appetite of mine. *Roar!*
Chemistry was after recess! *joys* I love chemistry! Seriously I do. I somehow feel that I'm intergrated with chemistry when I was in Form 5. Absurdly, I can still remember that I used to have chanting session with my friend, ziyan before every chemistry papers even in SPM. And the both of us scored fantabulously!
Back to the topic, so Mr. Thana gave us some chemistry questions to do. To be frank, I left the whole paper blank except for the fill in the blanks. Why? Because I freaking don't know how to answer.
For e.g.:
Q: Define nucleon number.
A: The sum of protons plus neutrons. (WRONG!)
Teacher's answer : The sum of the number of protons and neutrons in an atom.
=.=' *KNNCCB*
By the way, a mass spectrometer does look like a phallus - without erection. =)
Then came to calculations. I love equations! They rock! The best thing in solving an equation is to solve the equation correctly? Punched a few numbers and symbols in the calculator and poof! The answer came out.
The funny part, when Mr. Thana was asking for answers, Tham (My class monitor) would go :" Patrick says ........ ". This goes on throughout the whole chemistry lesson. I was like..... wordless..... But it was fun yesterday.
Oh ya, in the fill in the blanks section, Tham mischievoulsy put some silly answer. This is how it goes:
Q: A stream of fast flowing ______ is then released to collide with the substance.
A: A stream of fast flowing electrons is then released to collide with the substance.
But, he told me:"A stream of fast flowing sperms is then released to collide with the substance."
Such wonderful classmate I have. *We are the same kind, winks* I can't wait to meet the rest!
Next week's mission, try to socialise with my classmates.
Yesterday I had Maths followed by 3 periods of Physics. Mr. JP got lost in History I guess, he hasn't show up for the past 2 days. Hence, 3 periods of Physics - which is freaking 120 mins of free time! Luckily I didn't bring The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown to read. Why? Cuz our maths teacher went into frenzy and start "bombarding" tons on questions for us to do. *Those questions are meant for the next 2 weeks, so it wasn't that bad after all.* I like maths, I love maths, I fcuk maths! *jk =)*
I was in joy before recess! I've finished Ex. 1.3. But, I've still got another 28 questions from the Revision Exercise.
Recess is heaven to me where I can ease that hungry appetite of mine. *Roar!*
Chemistry was after recess! *joys* I love chemistry! Seriously I do. I somehow feel that I'm intergrated with chemistry when I was in Form 5. Absurdly, I can still remember that I used to have chanting session with my friend, ziyan before every chemistry papers even in SPM. And the both of us scored fantabulously!
Back to the topic, so Mr. Thana gave us some chemistry questions to do. To be frank, I left the whole paper blank except for the fill in the blanks. Why? Because I freaking don't know how to answer.
For e.g.:
Q: Define nucleon number.
A: The sum of protons plus neutrons. (WRONG!)
Teacher's answer : The sum of the number of protons and neutrons in an atom.
=.=' *KNNCCB*
By the way, a mass spectrometer does look like a phallus - without erection. =)
Then came to calculations. I love equations! They rock! The best thing in solving an equation is to solve the equation correctly? Punched a few numbers and symbols in the calculator and poof! The answer came out.
The funny part, when Mr. Thana was asking for answers, Tham (My class monitor) would go :" Patrick says ........ ". This goes on throughout the whole chemistry lesson. I was like..... wordless..... But it was fun yesterday.
Oh ya, in the fill in the blanks section, Tham mischievoulsy put some silly answer. This is how it goes:
Q: A stream of fast flowing ______ is then released to collide with the substance.
A: A stream of fast flowing electrons is then released to collide with the substance.
But, he told me:"A stream of fast flowing sperms is then released to collide with the substance."
Such wonderful classmate I have. *We are the same kind, winks* I can't wait to meet the rest!
Next week's mission, try to socialise with my classmates.
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