Innocent yet being stripped?

Woooo...this is so true...lol.

Your Stripper Song Is

Like a Virgin by Madonna "Like a virgin, ooh, ooh Like a virgin Feels so good inside When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me" No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.

What Song Should You Strip To?

Truth

Okay, on my previous , it's just based on my personal opinions about Firefox and Internet Explorer. So happened to be, a friend of mine, who is an Opera user wasn't too happy that I didn't include his favourite web browser. But dude, Firefox's popularity is way much higher than Opera la. Maybe you're 1 out of 20 guys who uses Opera while 9 out of 20 guys using Firefox and 10 out of 20 using Internet Explorer. Just for your sake Ziyan, I've downloaded Opera which is 3.6MB(2.1MB larger than Firefox!).















Opera















Firefox

Okay, I'm wrong though. Opera projected a slightly larger display compared to Firefox. Then, Ive found out a twist! Your display will be bigger if you don't enable your toolbar. Or else,














it's SMALLER!!!!!!!!

I reckon that according to Ziyan, Opera has more features like Amazon etc etc etc. But, think about it, why do I wanna download this "big"(compared to Firefox) web browser just to make the display looks smaller? Do you agree with me? Besides, I hardly use these add-ons. So, I'll stick back to my Mozilla. =)

And from the PC era judges,














Firefox deserves not only one but two thumbs up!

What I'm going to do now is go to my Control Panel and start Uninstalling Opera. =)

Fox and ch-E-ken(chicken).

This is the battle between 2 big browser vendors --- Firefox and Internet Explorer.
By the way, this blog and many other blogs such as kennysia.com is best viewed using Mozilla Firefoz. No offence to all IE users, but surfing the net using Firefox is much better although I'm using both. This blog of mine can be a good example. Try download Mozilla Firefox via this link. C'mon guys, the file is only 1.5MB. Just spend approx. 3 minutes downloading it(if you're using broadband). Then you load my page using Firefox and Internet Explorer. This is what you'll get:














Using Mozilla Firefox















Using Internet Explorer

Can you see the difference? By using Mozilla Firefox, you can view my sidebar right beside the latest entry while my sidebar is missing when using Internet Explorer. This is where my sidebar has been when using Internet Explorer.














It's located right below the bloody page!

No offence to Internet Explorer users, but Firefox is still way much better than Internet Explorer. It's faster to surf the net(according to my observation as well as majority users) using Firefox. This is because Internet Explorer needs to wait for the whole page to be downloaded then only the page is displayed to us. Meanwhile, Firefox on the other hand is sort of "multi-tasking". Which means files that are downloaded are displayed right away. This reduces wait time. There are pros and cons for both browsers(sorry Opera users, I've tried using it but I don't find it amusing).









Pros:

1. Well-known among internet users.
2. Most web pages support Internet Explorer.
3. Has the complete Plug-in for all sorts of Media.
4. Lots of add-ons on the toolbar.
5. Internet Explorer is a product of Microsoft. =)

Cons:

1. Slow internet surfing.
2. Too many add-ons on the toolbar makes it irritating.
3. Cannot initiate multi-tabs in a single page.
4. Downloads will be stopped when connection failures occured.
5. Pop-up blocker doesn't really blocks all the pop-ups.
6. Prone to Trojan Horse's attack.

Pros:

1. Can initiate multi-tabs in a page rather opening a new window.
2. Fast internet surfing.
3. Can resume downloads(depending on the server) if connection failures occured.
4. Lesser add-ons.
5. Intergrated with Google whereby searching files on the net will be faster.
6. History can be deleted easily to protect one's privacy. =)

Cons:

1. Not all web pages support Firefox.
2. Does not contain complete Plug-ins.
3. Parents can't track back the history(if you know what I mean by this =] )

I reckon that Firefox is getting much more famous nowadays. And it's gonna dominate the web browser empire soon! So, if you haven't use a Firefox yet, download it now! Start using the browser that you can trust - Firefox.

Not to forget to enclose this cute picture.














Aww...how sweet! Three cheers for sweet revenge!

Just as I'm writing this post, Mr. Dale Ikin is online. So i started off with:

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
hi

dale ikin says:
hi

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
who are u?

dale ikin says:
ure mam

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
u sure?

dale ikin says:
yea

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
ooh...

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
ok

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
so wat is ur name,"mom"?

dale ikin says:
dale

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
dale is a guy's name, "mom"

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
honestly

Coffin Case gig bag - RM 199 says:
who are u besides being my "mom"

And after that last sentence, he didn't reply me anymore. The strange thing is that, if "he's" my mom, who's the woman watching television in my room?! Okays, maybe a Deja Vu.

Interesting week.

The past few days were sort of interesting. Many people will say:" it's such a boring week". Yup, it's a boring week if you just sit there and do nothing. So, grab your com now (I didn't mean molest your computer) and start surfing the net not the "blues". Read some blogs and you'll know many interesting entries.

Friday:
Tammy NYP

I bet you guys have heard of this Tammy girl from Nanyang Polytechnic who was so free till she can't figure anything else much to do than recording her own sex clip. And the funny thing is that, she not using this







nor this







but this














Nokia phone. This picture was taken from kennysia.com. I've watched the clip myself and I reckon that the handphone was a great gadget in recording videos =) . The resolution is not too bad. Quite clear at some parts. If I have the money to spend, I might wanna buy that phone (not for filming pornography, but this phone really kicks ass in video recording). Too bad for you guys and girls that the link has been deleted due to the reputation of the univeristy and for all Singaporean's sake. But as consulation, you can check this pict out. I think Tammy is too smart to do stupid things. And recording her various "exhilirating" sex positions using her mobile phone is in-sane! Luckily I'm sane enough to just take the upper part of my body. =)

Saturday:
It was around 11 a.m that I sms-ed Gee to call him out for a movie. I didn't know that my message awaken the "beast". Sorry for that man. So we went to One Utama and watched Walk The Line. That show is actually a love story. And I think I went with the wrong person. But he did make a good company. At first we wanted to buy twin chairs a.k.a couple seats. But Gee complaint the seats were too "high".










That movie was great because of the simultaneously country/rock songs. But the plot is just somehow normal. Not extraordinary. This movie reminds me of another movie I've watched some years back, which is called "Rockstar". Details on this movie can be found on Yobi's site.

Sunday:
Went to resume my guitar lessons at Ironwood Guitar Experience. This time, I'll be taking electric guitar. So that my guitar can be used again.



















Okay, this pict might be quite vain. But I like it! =P

Have you guys read the latest entry from Kenny Sia about his tulan-ness? Check it out via this link.

I giggled like mad when he defined the word "tulan" as "a pig's penis" enclosed with this:











Kenny, I felt sorry for your pic being "stolen" from irresponsible readers of yours and used it to enter The Star's Thumbnails and even emerged as winner. Just forget about the RM50 man.

A what?!

This morning I was awaken from my unpleasant sleep, early in the morning! How early? Worst than my old school schedule, 6.15 am. Okay, I know it might sound like " what's the big deal", but for me, it's damn freaking early!

The topic for today is not about how early I woke up this early. But a surprise message from a guy (we shall name him "dale ikin" since that's stated in his nick) via MSN. And you know what's the message about?


dale ikin : You are a fat cuss.( I think something like this)

I stumbled at that message for a while. Then I stopped thinking and headed for my hot shower. Every morning, I will do this:















My million "dolar business".

Then I flashed back to my South Park Marathon days. I finally knew what is the meaning of "cuss". If not mistaken, "cuss" means vagina a.k.a vaginataurus(scientific term). I was like what the @#$@ ?! Excuse me! I have a pair of equally big and sweet coconuts which are better than Kenny Sia's according to the quiz. But a cuss?! Not only that, but the word "fat"! Hmm....maybe a close-up of myself.

So if this is fat,



















Then you should take a look at this!

Oh my f*cking god?! Please send that child to a doctor!! He's bloody obese! But hey, you're wrong, my primary school life was great. Although at times I did look like a sugar plum fairy and people would prefer to describe me "short" and "round" like a ball that will bounce, but nobody ever say that I'm obese.

Then how about this!




















Can someone buy me a coffin?

This is not the first time he sends me strange messages. There's a time where i can't even "encode" what he's trying to say!



















My hair turned into that colour in less than 3 seconds!


Maybe from my current display picture in MSN looks fat to you, but hey, your display picture isn't any better as well. If not mistaken, you display picture was a motorcyclist riding an Extreme Motorcycle.







A friend of mine once said, a cyclist (riding on something) is most likely prone of being an impotent. Mr. Dale Ikin, I think you're officially an IMPOTENT.

The sad thing about an impotent is that, one is no where but in between of a man and a woman. This is because one does not have sufficient ability to be a MAN while too ego to find "alternatives".

Anyways, nice chatting with you Mr. Dale Ikin although when you message me, I'll be snoring my way through. And when I read your message, you appeared to be offline. Hope to hear from you soon =) .

Trick Shots!

It has been a long long time since I bought (not exactly using my own money) my Canon Powershot S2 IS. Later the evening, I was too bored till i start "exploring" my "baby". And it kicks ass!

Why do I say so? See for yourself!

Can you see that instead my phone being focused, it's blurred out while the background is crystal clear.

Tips: Change your "focus" sensors towards the background.














Now my phone is being focused rather than the background. Plus, this picture is taken in Sephia mode. This picture is so detailed that you can even see the time displayed in my phone as well as a message that I've received.

Tips: Change your "focus" sensors towards the phone.












Now my L'oreal Studio FX Remix is clearer than the rest.

Tips: Same principle, just that now you have to set your aperture to the lowest.

A fan with no blades! How awesome can that be?!
Tips: Set your aperture to the max ( 5 secs).
Reminder, do not shake your hands!

Double Trouble?! Can you spot the not? The answer is the background colour. One is more yellowish than the other.
Tips: This baby can do colour swap. It takes the base colour of the buddha (yellow) and swaps it with its background.

That's all folks! Try it on your cameras today!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Patrick Kua Wai Khong -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Looks like my coconuts are way better than Kenny Sia's. =)

Later on, I found out that this is not so true!

Patrick Kua Wai Khong will have to write:

I will not end every sentence with �To the Max!�

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

WHY? Because:

1. I will like to have sex "to the max"!*
2. I would prefer to masturbate "to the max"!*
3. I would like to speed "to the max"!*
4. I will like to get everything from you "to the max"!*(Jokin =] )
5. I would prefer to score "to the max"!*
6. And lastly I'll prefer to watch pornography "to the max"!*

*P/s: This is not so true, but I might give it a try! =)

Scenic Bridge

I've just read this review from Mr. Orange's site. As a Malaysian, yes it's true that we shouldn't fulfill Singapore's blasphemous requests for sand and use of our airspace as trade-offs. But think about it, building that "stylo" bridge doesn't bring any benefit yet causing the loss of more money.

Why would I say so? USE YOUR FRIGGIN COMMON SENSE LA! We were forced to learn maths in school and yet we're not applying it. A straight road is always better than a crooked one. Once again, why? Because when we walk on a straight road, we burn up less fats and by implying Vectors(physics), it'll be a shorter route. End of story. But no, we prefer to do things the long way, just like beating around the bushes. This time we're not burning fats, but petrol. Can't you see the total journey is being multiplied by 2?! By this rate, our petroleum will be over-extracted soon. Many will say:"Petrol is nothing but giving them sand and airspace is definitely a "no no"". What Patrick will tell them:" Eh, you siao ar! You think you're the only driver who uses that bridge ar! You think only one car along that stretch ar! Yala, one car is nothing cuz you're probably burning an extra of RM5 of petrol. But once again, I assume that bridge can fit 100 cars at minimum on every hour. So, I'll work out the equation for you. RM 5 X 100 carsX 24 hours = RM12,000. WOW! We rather waste RM 12,000 a day than letting them have sand and airspace. That's way cool man!" A typical egoistic Malaysian would prefer to stay cool and go on with the project. Besides, I've not calculate the cost of building the bridge. Cuz this time we're building a longer one. It's like building 2 causeways! How much will it cost for a bag of sand? I've once went shopping for sand with my mom. You can get 4 bags of sand for RM10. Maths again, we can sell them 4800 bags of sand for RM 12,000.

On the other hand, the airspace issue. If not mistaken, Singapore wants to use our airspace because Changi Airport is too small to accomodate the heavy traffic while Malaysian airspace is too sparse that our fellow citizens are allowed to fly kites! Bah.. Imagine this, a big restaurant is located next to a smaller one. But the food in the smaller restaurant is way much better than the big restaurant. Many people hang out in the small restaurant till tables and chairs have to be placed out to the road. Meanwhile, workers in the big restaurant are playing hide and seek. Hows that? Com'on la! You scare Singapore sends spy planes to spy on us meh! Spy on what? The technology of converting cow dungs into fertilizer? Or to check whether we're trying to choke their fellow citizens with excessive chlorine?



In my opinion, a negotiation have to be made. How can this be worked out?

1. Singapore agrees to divert their heavy traffics(aircrafts) to KLIA.
2. Sand will be sold to them. But not giving them for free.
3. The using of Malaysian airspace is allowed provided not crossing certain restricted areas.
4. The building of a "straighter" bridge will cut down the cost for both sides as well as the heavy traffic on the current one.

Both leaders should tolerate on one's request to find out the best solution. Instead of showing that since-you-don't-approve-to-build-a-direct-linked-bridge-then-I'll-build-a-lenghty-one attitude. Live harmoniously! Co-operate!

A NEW BLOG, A NEW START

It has been a long time I've stopped blogging. With inspirations gathered from all my fellow mates in the "blogsphere", I've decided to continue this "task".

With new features added into the new blogs like:





FARE DEALS
This is the place where you can get good reasonable air fares excluding the 2 last links I've posted in this section. Those 2 ( MAS & SIA) are way too expensive for economy flights. But, they do provide luxurious comforts.









HANG OUTS
These are the links to blogs which I'll not hesitate to drop by.




THE WORLD
This section provides links to learn about what's going on around the world everyday. Besides, I've added The Weather Channel so that you can plan a good day to travel.


TRUTH AND ODDS
Always feel that your soccer team rocks? Well, you might be right or even wrong. So, feel free to click on Livescore as it provides the latest results of any soccer matches. And the cool thing is, continuous feedback of real-time results as it refreshes itself every minute during a soccer match. Bet365 as well as Ladbrokes is the place where you would wanna try your luck!

MY COMM
These links show you how I communicate with my friends and family everyday.



PREVIOUS POSTS
You probably know what is this.

ARCHIVES
You know this as well.

MEDIA PLAYER
Playing serene music all the time. I'll change the song if I'm free.

BLOGGER
Not to forget that this site is powered by Blogger.


These are the latest features and more are yet to come. So, I hope you guys will like it!