From inoccent to horn-y. That's my style baby!

Ok ok....I shall take back my statement about puting serene musics in my blog. Instead, from now onwards, I'll put some horny tracks from Benny Benassi Pumphonia which I downloaded as well as one of the songs of his that "lifts me up". Why do I do so? Becasue:

1. My french name is Telo Gagne. I may not know french, but telo sounds like "telur" in BM which literally means--egg. But I have more than eggs! =)
2. My Irish name is Colm Joyce. OMFG! Joyce?! That's GAY!
3. My pornstar name is Sergeant Stiffy. Ya hell! You bet I can *sniff sniff* eh.
4. My Brazillian name is Frangao da Costa. Ya man! Any fungus on yar homie?
5. My pimp name is Macktastic Luv. I make love mack-tastically!
6. My elf name is Happy Twinkle Wink. You wanna wankee wankee?
7. My Hawaiian name is Keona Bane. Sounds like "cohojes"(co-ho-nes) which means "dick" in Spanish.

With all these cool names, don't you think I'm horny?!

* These names are from Blogthings-Cool things to put in your blog!