Friday, March 31, 2006

EMO-tional day....

Yup, guess what, I cried while writing this post accompanied by a song of John Lennon's Imagine. I guess these day has been a bad one for me.

My grandmother is still in the hospital in a live and death situation. My trip most probably has to be cancelled. It was such a hard planning for the trip. First, I have to get the Visas done. Especially for the American Visa. Such a hectic just to obtain it.

Then, my sis's company trip has to be postponed due to some internal problems with company. But once her trip was confirmed, we're all very happy and started doing all the booking. Sadly, the next day, bad news came like rain drops. My dad told me my grandmother was warded. Guess we'll never know when it'll rain again. She's suffering from asthma attack due to her past heavy smoking experience. Besides, her heart is too weak to function on its own.

Oh yea, checked my application status for JPA scholarship which I applied weeks ago for the course of Engineering. Guess my results weren't that good after all.


Just as I finish reading the outcome, my sisters rewarded me an "ang pow" for my results. I felt so warm yet emo till tears gushed down.

Tomorrow, my sis will be leaving for LA and I'll accompany my parents to Johor Bahru to visit my grandmother. Have a good trip sis.

Had a great conversation with Zhan Sheng. Told him my situation and his replies were funny. He called me to pray to God, have faith in Him. First time hearing him said those words. I'd even asked him about CF. But the first feedback that came from him was " there were lots of leng luis(pretty girls)".

Anyways, that's all guys. I need to rush to the toilet now to wipe my tears. Hoping that everything will turn well soon......

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Traumatic Experience

It was yesterday night when I was doing my night shift in Starbucks. Then came this guy in a pink shirt(working shirt) and ordered a Tall Tazo Tea(Zen). As usual, some customers might ask me what am I doing now as in whether am I still studying. Without any hesitation, I pleasurebly replied him that I've just finish my SPM. He replied :"Great!" then walked away with his cup of hot tea. This is a very common scenario that I've encountered. Later then, I resume to my work.

After then, he came back again, to refill hot water. *By the way, if you order Tazo Tea in Starbucks, you can request for a refill of hot water.* It's a normal procedure to do so for customers. I resumed my cleaning job after he has left.

But no, he came back for the third time. And this time, we had a "great" conversation.

P = Pink Shirt Dude
Me = Me la
F = Pink Shirt Dude's Friend

The Dude came to me and passed me a piece of paper. At first, I thought he wanted to hire me to work for him as a part-time. I've once encountered this when a HSBC manager came to me and gave me his Card so that I could contact him if I want a position in the Customer Service department.

P : Hi, what's your name again?

Me : Oh, I'm Patrick and you?

P : I'm Gilbert, nice to meet you.

Me : Nice to meet you too.

P : Oh ya, this is my contact number.(The piece of paper with his name and number)

Me : *Scratching head* Oh okay.

P : For us to keep in touch.

Me : *WTF?* Oh...

Then, a friend of his came in and shook my hand as well. For that moment, I thought I was some sort of celebrity.

F : Hi.

Me : Oh hi.

F : How old are you?

Before I could answer, the pink dude answered.

P : 17 years old.

F :*Shocked* So young!

Me :*Heart pounding*

Then both of them walked away.

WTF KNNCCB!!!! So young?! Young for what? My arse is too young for you? Damn! Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck! *Sorry for swearing*

Man, I didn't know that I could attract guys instead of girls. Now I really know the true meaning of the song, "addicted" by Simple Plan.

" I'm a dick, I'm addicted to you......" taken from the song Addicted by Simple Plan.

Hey, I know that you're a dick and I have one too or should I say every male species in this world has. Just the matter or long, short, thin, thick, firm, flaggy or whatever. But hey, I'm definitely not your ordinary "vagina". My sweet juicy equally round and squishy arse is meant for EXIT and not meant to be an ENTRANCE. I repeat:

My arse is meant for EXIT, not ENTRANCE.
My arse is meant for EXIT, not ENTRANCE.
My arse is meant for EXIT, not ENTRANCE.
My arse is meant for EXIT, not ENTRANCE.
My arse is meant for EXIT, not ENTRANCE.

EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.
EXIT only, no ENTRY. Trespasser will be prosecuted.

EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT EXIT
NO ENTRY NO ENTRY NO ENTRY NO ENTRY NO ENTRY NO ENTRY NO ENTRY

Sigh, thank goodness yesterday was sort of my last day working at Starbucks. Should I really keep in touch with him? I'm afraid he will go beyond the "touch" and start sodomising my arse. GOSH!





Yesterday was quite emo for me. My grandma was critically ill yesterday that my parents have to rush to Johor Bahru Hospital. As I said, my trip has to be put to a halt. A song that kept me stay strong yesterday was "Move Along" by The All-American Rejects.







The lyric is quite meaningful except the part where it says :" Your hands are meant for me to hold". I nearly cried yesterday.

Just I was writing this post, my mom called back and said that grandma's situation has turned better. *Relieved*

A great Thanks to everyone, anything and any GOD.



Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Flying Cheese of Russia

Last Monday, there was a farewell for Cheese(Chee Seong) as he's going to further his studies in Russia. He'll be taking medic over there. The duration of the course is 7 years. 7 whole freaking years man!

At first when I arrived, I could only see people playing futsal as if there was a futsal tournament going on. Full with boredom, I do chat with some other friends. Besides, I've learnt a beautiful term from Mojern - Spooning (only applies for guys). I must say that Mo is the person who contributed alot in my pervertic path. *Thanks Mo*

Meanwhile, we did some superman trick as well. Mo, Aaron and I climbed on Cheese's FWD and hung there as he accelerates. Quite fun though, but Aaron just can't stop screaming. It wasn't as thrill as a roller coaster ride. Perhaps, I reckon his balls were leaning at the edge of the hood. *aww shucks!*



While I was halfway writing this post, my dad came down and told me an urgent message. My grandmother is very ill now. This message shattered my heart as I have to put my US trip to a halt. I hope she'll be alright before mid April because my sister had already booked the air tickets from LAS (Las Vegas) to YYZ (Toronto). And the worst part of it is that the tickets are non-refundable. *sigh*

Friday, March 24, 2006

Paul Licks!

After resuming my guitar lessons, I've obssessed with another idol of mine - Paul Gilbert. No no, Paul Gilbert is not the president for any country nor a lecturer in any universities, but a guitarist!



He is like the next Slash. Or should I say on par? Therefore, a tribute for Paul, I've changed all the horny songs to his hit songs. Even Justin Wong changed his nick from "now saturate, THE EARTH"( a song from Chevelle - The Clincher) to "Paul gilbert-technical difficulties".



And for Yobi, I know you're still in NS, but if Nick Valensi wanna be a legendary guitarist, this is a mentor he should learn from besides other legends. Besides rocking with his electric guitar, he could even play the classical guitar! Although it was his first time doing so, but he nailed it hard!

His white Ibanez guitar is a charm! Simple yet retro! Besides that, you should check out his performance gear below.


Laney Amps! Don't play play!

Meanwhile, I bought a Rocktron Stopmbox - Distortion Rampage from Ironwood, Taman Mayang. And that baby costs me RM340.


This baby is actually a monster. By the way, people might ask:" What is a Stompbox?". A Stompbox is basically a pedal which can switch from a clean sound to distortion or vice versa by just stamping on it. The stamping features makes it unique compared to other pedal because for those you really need to press it gently with your foot.

I'd even recommended Justin Wong to get one. But, he said it's too costly to own one. Besides that, he even told me that he can call someone to help him press the distortion button when he wants to. *Zzzzz.... I can imagine how he's gonna do it*

The sound effect that came out from this Stompbox compared to the one from the amp is at a big margin. The Stompbox definitely provides better distortion and gain making it "roars" like a monster.

Here is a sample of tapping played by me with the Stompbox. * It's just a short sample, not the full version*











Current Playlist:
  1. Vivaldi's Four Season (Cover) - Paul Gilbert
  2. Technical Difficulties - Paul Gilbert
  3. Down To Mexico - Paul Gilbert
  4. Flamengo (Classical) - Paul Gilbert

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

VISA? How about Master?

Tommorrow is the day i must say. I'm going to the US embassy to get my Visa done. According to my sis, chances of male successfully obtaining a US Visa is very low. Darn in, how I wish I could switch my coconuts to something else for the moment. *eyes rolling*

It's not about the time wasted in travelling to the embassy. Although I have to wake up at 6.30 a.m. and attend an interview at 7.40 a.m. But, the money spent on buying a bank draft to apply for it. It's not RM50 nor RM100 but RM380 ( US$100 ). The bad news is that, its NON-REFUNDABLE. *What the f*ck!!*

So it's like paying RM380 for a slight chance of getting a Visa approved by the US embassy. Wish me luck. If I successfully obtained the Visa, my vacation trip is gonna be a dream come true. *fingers crossing*

Was aiming straight till I hit a pole!

Should I put it yesterday or today? Cause it's 12.07 a.m. when I started typing this sentence. Okay then, "yesterday" will be fine.

So it was yesterday taht I had to wake up early in the morning not because of the excitement ahead (SPM Results) but to have my mom's car (Avanza) to run through it's first service. I reckon that visiting the service centre was HELL! I've been waiting there for 3 long hours and yet my car hasn't finish "brushing-up".

After that, I quickly sped home to take a bathe. That was the quickest bath that I ever had because I was rushing to get my results as I'm pretty late already.

As I stepped into the school (from the back gate located near the school hall), I could hear many people shouting with joy. But as we know, we're living in a balanced world. There were sorrows as well. And some with their tulan-ness especially Fung Keng. He was planning to take medic in Russia. But after knowing he got a 5C for Bio, he might consider taking other fields.

Then I quickly drew my step closer to my teacher's table. I saw Yoong Bing holding his result slip. I wanted to have a look but he quickly hid it. Well, I guess it's not fair to look on other people's slip before getting yours. So without wasting any time, I've reached my teacher's table. My heart was pounding very fast. Even faster than having sex (I'm still a virgin).

My teacher congratulated me when she saw me. I was like :" Hmm...why?". Then she replied :" See for yourself". And this is what I saw.


I shouted with joy. And I must say, that shout was the gayest shout I've ever shouted. By the way, gay stands for happy. =)

Many kiasu students will be sad over my results if that's what they scored. But to me, I'm happy with it! Damn happy and excited! Although all my sisters were way ahead of me. Why? Look at the comparison chart below:


Can you imagine how to cope up with all of them?

I used to look like this:













Now, due to a long distance of catching up, I've loosen up on the belly and became this:



















Therefore, I'm quite happy with my results. And I can finally peacefully go on a vacation with no guilt.

Next stop, Form 6. Here I come baby!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

There're STROKES in my song!


Well, yesterday I was watching MTV. Then I came across listening to this song. It started of quite well with sort of an electric guitar solo. Suddenly, the artist's name etc etc.. prompted out on the screen as usual. As I realised, the song is actually from The Strokes entitled, Heart In A Cage.

I was like "woah!". Finally a song from them ( I hope many more to come) which I sort of like. As usual, not because of how the lead singer sings, but the music that covers up his singing. Honestly, that guy sings as if he's singing in a blistering winter night. Another thing, the MTV of that song is quite cool! Check it out now!

Friday, March 10, 2006

A380? Where's 360 then? Just like Xbox360

I'm a aficionado for airplanes. I was born loving airplanes so much that till now, my ambition is fixed to become it's controller a.k.a pilot. How I wish one day I could sit at the cockpit and fly my passengers around. Its just a dream boy, you have to wake up! True, it's just a dream for me to be a pilot. Besides having the passion for airplanes, I've inherited colour deficiency. Don't be afraid, I don't see things black and white. I can still see colours like any ordinary kid, but I somehow couldn't differentiate certain colours. Are you having colour deficiency? Check it yourself here:


Today's topic isn't about me having colour deficiency. So, I shall proceed. =)

Do you guys still remember the legendary Boeing 747? As known as the queen of the sky? I bet you do, isn't it? Nevermind, for those who are scratching their heads now, there is a picture of it below.

I must say that Boeing 747 is truly the queen of the sky although Airbus' latest jumbo, the A380 is gonna domminate it soon or perhaps already had. Why do I say so? Because the Boeing 747 has conquered the sky for almost 21 years. Isn't that amazing? But soon, it's gonna retire from its title.

Boeing 747-400
Powerplant
Four 252.4kN (56,750lb) Pratt & Whitney PW-4056 turbofans or 266.9kN (60,000lb) PW-4060s, or 275.8kN (62,000lb) PW-4062s, 252.4kN (56,750lb) General Electric CF6-80-C2B1Fs or 273.6kN (61,500lb) CF6-80-C2B1F1s or -80-C2B7Fs, or 258.0kN (58,000lb) RollsRoyce RB-211-524G or -524Hs, or 262.4 to 266.9kN (59 to 60,000lb) RB-211-524G/H-Ts.

Performance
747-400 - Max cruising speed 939km/h (507kt), long range cruising speed 907km/h (490kt). Design range with 420 three class pax at 396,895kg (875,000lb) MTOW 13,491km (7284nm) with PW-4000s, 13,444km (7259nm) with GEs, 13,214km (7135nm) with RB-211s.
747-400ER - Range at MTOW 14,205km (7670nm).
747-400ERF - Range at MTOW 9200km (4970nm).


Weights

747-400 - Standard operating empty with PW-4056s 180,985kg (399,000lb), with CF6-80-C2B1Fs 180,755kg (398,500lb), with RB-211s 181,755kg (400,700lb); operating weights at optional MTOW with PW-4056s 181,485kg (400,100lb), with CF6-80-C2B1Fs 181,255kg (399,600lb), with RB-211s 182,255kg (401,800lb). Max takeoff 362,875kg (800,000lb), or optionally 377,845kg (833,000lb), or 385,555kg (850,000lb), or 396,895kg (875,000lb).
747-400ER/ERF - MTOW 412,770kg (910,000lb).


Dimensions

Wing span 64.44m (211ft 5in), length 70.67m (231ft 10in), height 19.41m (63ft 8in). Wing area 541.2m2 (5825sq ft).

Capacity

747-400 - Flightcrew of two. Typical three class seating for 416 (23 first, 78 business and 315 economy class pax). Cargo hold 170.5m3 (6025cuft) or 151m3 (5332cuft).
747-400 Domestic - Two class seating for 568 (24 first and 544 economy).

747-400 Combi - Typical arrangement for six or seven pallets and 266 three class passengers.
747-400ER - Same as -400, but cargo hold 158.6m3 (5599cuft) or 137m3 (4837cuft).

747-400F - 30 pallets on the main deck and 32 LD1 containers in the lower hold.
















Boeing 747 cockpit

Why did the Boeing 747 loses it's technology to Airbus A380? The answer is simple, the B747 is developed in the 1985 which was 3 years earlier than I was born. Common sense la! Its like comparing Whoopi Goldberg with Tyra Banks.














A380 cockpit

The A380 has the state of the art fly-by-wire cockpit. It's all computerised. All the pilot need to do is to play with the "joystick" as well as his own during free time. =)

Airbus A380

Powerplant
A380-800 - Four 311kN (70,000lb), initially derated to 302kN (68,000lb), later growing to 374kN (84,000lb) thrust Rolls-Royce Trent 900 or 363kN (81,500lb) thrust Engine Alliance (General Electric-Pratt & Whitney) GP-7200 turbofans.
Performance
A380-800 - Max cruising speed M 0.88. Long range cruising speed M 0.85. Range 14,800km (8,000nm). Service ceiling 43.000ft (13,100m).
A380-800F - Range 10,370km (5,600nm).

Weights
A380-800 - Operating empty 277,000kg (610,700lb), max takeoff 560,000kg (1,234,600lb).
A380-800F - Operating empty 252,000kg (555,600lb), max takeoff 590,000kg (1,300,700lb).

Dimensions
A380-800 - Wing span 79.8m (261ft 10in), length 72,75m (238ft 8in). Height 24,08 m (79ft)

Capacity
A380-800 - Flightcrew of two. Standard seating for 555 passengers on two decks in a three class arrangement. Qantas plans to fit its aircraft with 523 seats (in three classes). A380 has 49% more floor area but only 35% more seats (in 555 seat configuration) than the 747-400, allowing room for passenger amenities such as bars, gymnasiums and duty free shops. Cargo capacity 38 LD3s or 13 pallets.

Common sense again that the A380 is more heavier than the B747 because it's a full double-decker while for B747, it's only 1/4 double-decker. Definitely a Big Mac is more expensive than a Double Cheeseburger right?!

I used to dislike the A380 because I feel that its Cockpit looks weird from the outside.

But after knowing that the cockpit is actually positioned in the middle of the two decks, I was fascinated by it in every aspect. Building this Giant isn't easy at all. Because Airbus didn't have a facility big enought to fit in this "baby" at first. While Boeing has a 3/4 mile by 3/4 mile huge factory located in Seattle. So, all the parts to build the A380 came from all around the world via sea, air and land.














The wings














Check out those HOLES!














The cabin


So now, I think it's time for the legendary Boeing 747 to retire while the Airbus A380 to take over its title. Both planes are good in any ways. Both as elegant as well as powerful.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

This is so0o0o0o0o.... K!NkY. *slurp* =)

As usual, I was wandering in my house full of boredom. One of the reason is that I'm off today. And the worst part, my guitar lesson got postponed to 8 p.m. That's the time where the traffic is pretty bad. But, for music, I shall sacrifice my energy on pressing the damn bloody clutch all the time.

Therefore, without wasting any time, I'll start blogging. I came across this magazine,"marie claire". I reckon girls magazine are always better than boys. I've got no idea. Most probably in a guy's magazine, you'll find some musculine hulk posing for Calvin Klein's latest brief. That's not a sight for us, guys to fantasize on.



















My coconuts have definitely turned into tangerines.

Maybe because in a girl's magazine, you'll see this,



















Ahh....My coconuts enlarged back to the original size.


Oh ya, I suddenly saw this heading on the marie claire magazine.



















Kinky........

So without any doubt, I flipped through the pages and so on to reach my "target" page. * No harm done reading girl's magazine honestly! Instead, you'll get something in return*














That's the way man!

And suddenly I managed to flip to this particular page!
















Yes! Yes! I'm ready!!!

This article is way damn cool man!*slapping my face to ensure it's real* It was stated there that kiny sex does not have any moves or positions. You will not know when to start it or even stopping it. It all depends on the feel. Certain zealous sex can be kinky as well if both participating it are concentrated enough. A quote from the article, " Kinky sex is exciting but bewildering. It's a world of primal fantasies, bizarre costumes (what the?!), and scary-sounding terms like B&D a.k.a Bondage and Discipline (interesting), and S&M (sounds like M&Ms) a.k.a Sadism and Masochism (hardcore!)".

There are some ways quoted in the article to start a kinky sex.

HANDCUFFS

One of the attractions of bondage is the fantasy of having to lie there and take what your partner dishes out. The Karma Sutra endorses it to heighten foreplay and orgasms. Whoever is bound can safely experience erotic helplessness, while the partner teases with fingers, hands and tongue.

Reminder: " Use soft leather cuffs, not the metal cuffs used in the Police Department. You're not hunting a criminal! You're having fun with your partner!"

SPANKING (ouchies!)

Many people enjoy mild pain as a regular part of sex. For almost anything beyond light spanking, it's important to disscuss who will be in charge. "One of you should be the leader and the other the follower or you can take turns. Before you start, tell your partner exactly what you're going to do (don't be a cunning fox!). This gives your partner a chance to object, and also to anticipate. Mild pain is OK, as long as it's during intense sexual arousal when it's experienced as pleasure (What the f*ck! How are you going to know it's gonna be MILD PAIN. When the adrenaline comes, we tend to move or do anything much "rougher".).

SEX TOYS (cute lil soft toys here we come!)

Brushes: Excellent on bare skin, especially when the submissive is blindfolded. For example, a makeup brush can be alternated with a stiff brush such as a toothbrush. (You think cleaning pots ar!?)

Ice: Can be used in a number of different ways. Run an ice cube over your partner's body, especially if he or she is blindfolded and/or bound, or place an ice cube in your mouth and run your lips over your partner's body. (Awesome!)

There are many other ways quoted, but I was too lazy to type. =) But I'll put in some things you shouldn't do during a kinky sex.

DO NOT DO THIS DURING KINKY SEX:

S&M: When experimenting with S&M, do not take it to the extreme. You're not attempting a homocide okay!

Hot Candle Wax: Are you trying to burn your partner?

Erotic Asphyxiation, Gasping or Erotic Strangulation: You're not choking your partner!


Be sure to agree on a "code word" that means STOP like, "ENOUGH" or "PAIN" or even "STOP IT" and even this, "I NEED TO TAKE A LEAK". Code words for continuing a kinky sex are "FUCK YOU", "DON'T STOP", "GO ON" and even "THAT'S ALL?".

By the way, by posting this entry, I'm quite dead meat as my sister will read my blog. But intresting articles are meant to be shared to others. So just read it and maybe forget about it.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oh my friggin popularity!

Guess people will non-stop finding the video of Tammy from NYP eh. Why do I say so? See for yourself:














My blog's counter statistic.

These two(2) items amazed me:















My site is on Google's priority search.

















Top 3. Not bad.


Sigh..sorry guys. You can't find the video in my site (Although I sounded like I have it but I really really don't really have it because I'm trying not to have it while having it in somewhere*scratching head*). But if you want, give me your email address and I'll try to give you something else like let say Paris Hilton?

Saturday, March 04, 2006

From inoccent to horn-y. That's my style baby!

Ok ok....I shall take back my statement about puting serene musics in my blog. Instead, from now onwards, I'll put some horny tracks from Benny Benassi Pumphonia which I downloaded as well as one of the songs of his that "lifts me up". Why do I do so? Becasue:


  1. My french name is Telo Gagne. I may not know french, but telo sounds like "telur" in BM which literally means--egg. But I have more than eggs! =)
  2. My Irish name is Colm Joyce. OMFG! Joyce?! That's GAY!
  3. My pornstar name is Sergeant Stiffy. Ya hell! You bet I can *sniff sniff* eh.
  4. My Brazillian name is Frangao da Costa. Ya man! Any fungus on yar homie?
  5. My pimp name is Macktastic Luv. I make love mack-tastically!
  6. My elf name is Happy Twinkle Wink. You wanna wankee wankee?
  7. My Hawaiian name is Keona Bane. Sounds like "cohojes"(co-ho-nes) which means "dick" in Spanish.
With all these cool names, don't you think I'm horny?!

* These names are from Blogthings-Cool things to put in your blog!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Work is fun but after a f*cked up start!

It took me quite some time to get the connection right! Not because of the incoherent bandwidth provided by our friendly ISP(Internet Service Provider a.k.a. Streamyx. But sometimes it does provide continuous broken connections), but the low signal from my room to my router. Yes yes...my room is like a spaceship from Star Treck. Many of my friends commented that my room is somehow or rather "strange looking". Nevermind about that, back to the topic. The connection was so bad that I could hardly load the google site. Its like got connected, then suddenly disconnected. Just like a situation when your orgasm is so high and you're so concentrated in your masturbation till it's gonna ejaculate soon but your mom came home abruptly. How "potong-stim" could that be?! Don't you feel tulan? That's how I felt just now.


But then, the problem was solved when I changed my location-- my sister's room(guys, please don't think nonsense. I know I'm a pervert but not to the extend of having treasure hunts with lingeries.). The connection went back to, normal. By the way, I'm blogging using my sister's laptop, which is a Dell Latitude D600. And I reckon this laptop of hers is so damn bloody f*cking slow!!! The laptop by itself is good I must say. Which I might even get it someday. But no matter how good a gadget is, it's all solely depend on the way the user uses it. I must say to a certain point that ladies DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THEIR GADGETS PROPERLY *cough cough*(no offense but it's the fact). Not to forget some guys.

This laptop of hers is running low on memory where now I need to attach an external HDD so I can blog some pictures in.

Hint: Hard Disk Memory is proportion to a computer's performance.

*Half of this entry has been deleted because I don't know what I'm blogging. No worries, the rest of it will be interesting. I hope.

And yes! I finally get to blog using my computer again. *smiles* So this is how it goes...


It was already 2.30pm and I need to rush to work (Starbucks Kelana Jaya #047, come and visit me if you want). And my car was enjoying the "sun bathing" outside. Without further delays, I quickly rush for the gates. Then, just as I wanted to open my car door, the heat was so intense that I could even smell burnt flesh. * WTF KNN! The damn car is like an oven!* Next towards my nightmare was that the car couldn't start at ALL! Besides that, the steering wheel was so HOT that I need to turn it using only my FINGERS like a guy holds his penis when he "shee shee" (although the steering wheel does feel like a penis =] ) Then I gave the car a lil' "tickle" and yes! It's alive!!(such a "childish" car). Another thing, the air cond wasn't too good at all. Can you imagine I can even perspire in an air conditioned car. I know if you were to have sex in an air conditioned car, you will perspire as your metabolism rate is higher than your air cond's cooling rate. But for goodness sake! I wasn't having sex that time!


Later then, I've reached my working place. It was nice and serene just like my third place besides my toilet.















Many people asked me about the pay in Starbucks. And I've told them it's RM 4.50 per hour. And then they'll give me that oh-my-f*cking-god-that's-so-friggin-low kinda look. I've just received my salary yesterday. I reckon it's low as in even the Blangadeshi fella who sweeps the floor everyday earned more than me. But then think about, my working hours are flexible.
  1. I get to work 5 days in a week. I can choose which 2 days as my off-days
  2. My working hours are 5 hours a day. Sometimes I might work more.
  3. I can choose what shift to work on if I tell the Shift Supervisor.
Isn't that way too cool compared to other jobs? Besides that, there're many benefits for me as well. For example, I could get a free drink if I work less than 5 hours. Starbucks Kelana Jaya is a low-volume store. Therefore, there aren't many partners on the floor compared to Mid Valley.

So basically, I'm paid for standing there for 5 hours. Think again man, you get paid while standing there. Besides, 5 hours passes very fast if you're busy doing something. While the rest of your free time, you either arrange the merchandise wall,




















stock-up the condiment bar,















arranging the newspapers and magazines,




















rearranging the food in the refrigerator,




















wiping the cashier desk,















reading the Starbucks Coffee Story,















and many more.

I've learnt many things in Starbucks. And I like the job very much. With the friendly environment, friendly partners, and not to forget friendly customers, Starbucks has been my third place from then.

One of Starbucks Dark Roast Beans : Italian Roast


African Coffee: KENYA!


My favourite Panini Sandwich!

And lastly, our Mission Statement. =)

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